Ellen Degeneres and Oprah decided to take a vacation together and visit the lost island of “Terra Nova“. They soon discovered it was infested with terrible human eating creatures and became extremely sick and were flown to “General Hospital” where “Dr. Gregory House” and his team ran a lot of blood work, assumed it was Lupus and of course it wasn’t, they then discussed the possibility of them both having renal failure. The outcome was they had chicken pox. House released them but not before completely making an ass out of himself.
Back on the road they decided to pick up their “Friends“ “Jess” and “Whitney” and head to “Vegas“, they were ready to be “Up All Night“, and as we all know, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” There are NO “Bones” about it!!
They were in for a night of gambling and “Dancing with the Stars” and Oprah was very hopeful that they would play the hit single Monster “M.A.S.H.” We all know from watching Ellen that she loves to dance and is somewhat an “American Idol” when it comes to song and dance.
Their trip seemed to going just as planned, they were dancing, having fun. Things got a little freaky, “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” threw one of “Gene Simmons Family Jewels” at “Jess’s” head. “”Jess” didn’t get too upset, she just made up a little song about it and they went on to another “Casino”
They were starting to wonder about dinner when they ran into Gordon Ramsay, he invited them to take his private jet to have dinner at “Hell’s Kitchen” with he and his wife and children, he is quite the “Family Guy” The women jumped at the opportunity to watch Ramsay in action back at the kitchen with his chefs in training!
They were each given a glass of Champaign and toasted to each other “here is to each of us and our “True Life”
During the flight, there was a bit of turbulence and one of Ramsey’s porcelain “Russian Dolls” fell off the shelf and broke, and we all know the mouth that man has! He goes absolutely “MAD” and turns into a “Ninja Warrior” He soon calmed down and “Charmed “ the ladies with his stories of “Cupcake Wars” he had fought and won. Of how he had “Chopped” his finger off and had to have it repaired at an “ER” by “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman” How sad he was when he ran a marathon to help in the fight against cancer but could not “Keep up with the Kardashaians” That will always be the thorn in his side.
The flight finally over, four hungry women and Gordon whose ego the women privately joked “he thinks he is “King of The Hill” made it to “Hell’s Kitchen” and had the pleasure of sharing a table with a person named “Dexter” , the women thought he was a bit off, kind of an odd person. “The Simpson’s” also shard the table with them. Aside from their odd color and loudness they were quite a fun group. But Dexter and Bart together had this menacing look…. Kind of like “Criminal Minds” and this made the women uncomfortable and they excused themselves and went to the bathroom to come up with an exit strategy. They called a “Taxi” and went back to the table where they had given an excuse of being too tired to eat and ran to the door.
Quite pleased with themselves and their ability to get out of a situation quickly they went out on the town, walking up and down the streets, looking in store windows at strappy sandals, contemplating having some “Sex and the City” while they were in the city, but they all knew that would make them each the “Biggest Loser” and they decided not to do anything their mothers would not be proud of. But somewhere in the back of their minds, “If the Price is Right” NO! well… “Deal or No deal” No! No ! No!
Oprah, Jess and Whitney all had to get back to work and Ellen decided to stay behind and do some shopping and take a vacation, so she called her wife Portia and asked if it would be okay and she said “Yes, Dear” just be home tomorrow” She drove her gal pals to the airport and set out with her “Entourage” and drove to the “OC” “The View” was “Bold and Beautiful” she thought to herself “My Wife and Kids” would be so happy here” (if I ever have kids, I do have animals and they are like my kids, so yes, I do I have kids (Doing the rambling that Ellen would do)” And thought how beautiful Portia would be “Pregnant and in Heels” maybe they would have twins. Boys! Name them Zack and Cody. What “Suite lives of Zack and Cody” would have!! Or girls! “Sister, Sister” then she thought they may have to “Downsize” and start “extreme couponing” with all those mouths to feed. Animals, twins! An urban “Animal Kingdom” or “Modern Family”
After what seemed like hours daydreaming of what life would be like, it was time to head to the hotel for the night. Little did she know that the “T.A.P.S” team would be there doing a “Paranormal State” study. This was so intriguing and was asked by the team if “Ellen” would join in the “Ghost Adventures” this was exciting and she jumped at the opportunity! She went to freshen up a bit first, but all she could find was some “Dirty Soap” and Revlon, I cannot use that product! She said to herself, “I am a easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Girl” washing with just water, she decided to go with just the fresh look. After all, it will be dark and Ghosts are not the “Fashion Police”
After given all the rules and the possible “Fear Factor” that comes with “Ghost Hunting” Ellen was ready! She was feeling like a modern day “Sherlock Holmes”
She was excited and “In it to WIN it!”
This “New House” was not “Designed to Sell” it was dark, scary and “Made” to look scary, not even the “Designing Women” could fix this mess up!
In the “Heat of The Night” Ellen could not take it anymore! The “Goosebumps” and “Fear” took all the “Glee” she had for this adventure. She could not compete with “Dora the Explorer” she felt “Alone in the Wild”
She decided to call it a night, an blogged about the “Days of our Lives” shared by herself, Oprah, Whitney and Jess.
Back on the road they decided to pick up their “Friends“ “Jess” and “Whitney” and head to “Vegas“, they were ready to be “Up All Night“, and as we all know, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” There are NO “Bones” about it!!
They were in for a night of gambling and “Dancing with the Stars” and Oprah was very hopeful that they would play the hit single Monster “M.A.S.H.” We all know from watching Ellen that she loves to dance and is somewhat an “American Idol” when it comes to song and dance.
Their trip seemed to going just as planned, they were dancing, having fun. Things got a little freaky, “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” threw one of “Gene Simmons Family Jewels” at “Jess’s” head. “”Jess” didn’t get too upset, she just made up a little song about it and they went on to another “Casino”
They were starting to wonder about dinner when they ran into Gordon Ramsay, he invited them to take his private jet to have dinner at “Hell’s Kitchen” with he and his wife and children, he is quite the “Family Guy” The women jumped at the opportunity to watch Ramsay in action back at the kitchen with his chefs in training!
They were each given a glass of Champaign and toasted to each other “here is to each of us and our “True Life”
During the flight, there was a bit of turbulence and one of Ramsey’s porcelain “Russian Dolls” fell off the shelf and broke, and we all know the mouth that man has! He goes absolutely “MAD” and turns into a “Ninja Warrior” He soon calmed down and “Charmed “ the ladies with his stories of “Cupcake Wars” he had fought and won. Of how he had “Chopped” his finger off and had to have it repaired at an “ER” by “Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman” How sad he was when he ran a marathon to help in the fight against cancer but could not “Keep up with the Kardashaians” That will always be the thorn in his side.
The flight finally over, four hungry women and Gordon whose ego the women privately joked “he thinks he is “King of The Hill” made it to “Hell’s Kitchen” and had the pleasure of sharing a table with a person named “Dexter” , the women thought he was a bit off, kind of an odd person. “The Simpson’s” also shard the table with them. Aside from their odd color and loudness they were quite a fun group. But Dexter and Bart together had this menacing look…. Kind of like “Criminal Minds” and this made the women uncomfortable and they excused themselves and went to the bathroom to come up with an exit strategy. They called a “Taxi” and went back to the table where they had given an excuse of being too tired to eat and ran to the door.
Quite pleased with themselves and their ability to get out of a situation quickly they went out on the town, walking up and down the streets, looking in store windows at strappy sandals, contemplating having some “Sex and the City” while they were in the city, but they all knew that would make them each the “Biggest Loser” and they decided not to do anything their mothers would not be proud of. But somewhere in the back of their minds, “If the Price is Right” NO! well… “Deal or No deal” No! No ! No!
Oprah, Jess and Whitney all had to get back to work and Ellen decided to stay behind and do some shopping and take a vacation, so she called her wife Portia and asked if it would be okay and she said “Yes, Dear” just be home tomorrow” She drove her gal pals to the airport and set out with her “Entourage” and drove to the “OC” “The View” was “Bold and Beautiful” she thought to herself “My Wife and Kids” would be so happy here” (if I ever have kids, I do have animals and they are like my kids, so yes, I do I have kids (Doing the rambling that Ellen would do)” And thought how beautiful Portia would be “Pregnant and in Heels” maybe they would have twins. Boys! Name them Zack and Cody. What “Suite lives of Zack and Cody” would have!! Or girls! “Sister, Sister” then she thought they may have to “Downsize” and start “extreme couponing” with all those mouths to feed. Animals, twins! An urban “Animal Kingdom” or “Modern Family”
After what seemed like hours daydreaming of what life would be like, it was time to head to the hotel for the night. Little did she know that the “T.A.P.S” team would be there doing a “Paranormal State” study. This was so intriguing and was asked by the team if “Ellen” would join in the “Ghost Adventures” this was exciting and she jumped at the opportunity! She went to freshen up a bit first, but all she could find was some “Dirty Soap” and Revlon, I cannot use that product! She said to herself, “I am a easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Girl” washing with just water, she decided to go with just the fresh look. After all, it will be dark and Ghosts are not the “Fashion Police”
After given all the rules and the possible “Fear Factor” that comes with “Ghost Hunting” Ellen was ready! She was feeling like a modern day “Sherlock Holmes”
She was excited and “In it to WIN it!”
This “New House” was not “Designed to Sell” it was dark, scary and “Made” to look scary, not even the “Designing Women” could fix this mess up!
In the “Heat of The Night” Ellen could not take it anymore! The “Goosebumps” and “Fear” took all the “Glee” she had for this adventure. She could not compete with “Dora the Explorer” she felt “Alone in the Wild”
She decided to call it a night, an blogged about the “Days of our Lives” shared by herself, Oprah, Whitney and Jess.
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